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How's the market today, Cortez?

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It's not too good, Artesia.

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I'm afraid I'm fully invested in
munitions factories.

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All this peace breaking out in the
world, I think we might very well be

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How sad, Mon Amour.

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It seems that no one wants to blow
anything up anymore.

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Mon Amour, you spoke French.

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Oh, my son. Sweet Cortez. My sweet
darling.

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With your financial security in ruin,
you are still my piece de resistance.

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More French.

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Corrida, you drive me crazy.

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Yes.

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You little French devil.

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Yes.

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Take off your jacket. Good boy will take
it off.

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You passed with a fast woman.

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Oh, my God.

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These are for you.

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Oh.

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It's either them or them.

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Get the boiling point.

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And here's my little steamer.

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Just burn my tongue.

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My darling.

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My darling, my daughter.

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Oh, my sweet, my sweet.

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Let me come over here.

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Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

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Oh yeah.

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Take it baby.

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Take it baby.

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Oh fuck you.

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Oh, come on, you.

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Good to meet you.

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Crotch will bring you a towel.

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Who rang?

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Yes, Crotch. Mrs.

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Adams needs a towel.

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Problem is, we have to find another way
of getting some income going.

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Yes, well, you're not suggesting that we
get a real job, are you?

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And mingle with the average person?

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Never.

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It's a little spooky out there, you
know.

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People are getting awfully strange these
days.

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Well, maybe we could find a way of
making a living without leaving the

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We may have Crotch maybe sell lemonade
off the front porch.

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No, I don't think Crotch would like
that, darling. And the only thing that

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Pester is qualified for is working for
the government.

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Maybe he could go to work for the post
office.

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Nah, he's going to eat the stamps. You
know how he likes the gummy stuff on the

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back of them.

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A whorehouse? What a wonderful idea.

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With the way you speak French, men are
going to be coming at the drop of a hat.

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Yes, well, they all will be coming to
see me, my sweet.

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I mean, we do have Cousin Ted. And, of
course, you know, she's been turning

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heads for quite a while now.

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She has filled out lately, hasn't she?

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Yes, and then, of course, there's my 18
-year -old niece, Tuesday.

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Well, she's coming on Wednesday.

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You can put her to work on Thursday.
day. She'd be glad to pitch in. You know

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how that girl loves sex.

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Sex? Sex?

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Did someone say something about sex?

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I love sex. In fact, before I lost all
my hair, I used to have a lot of sex. I

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used to have sex in the morning, sex in
the afternoon, and sex before dinner.

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That's how much sex I had. Well, I'm
sure you did, Uncle Patrick, but we're

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talking about people having sex with
other people.

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Oh, well, I never tried that.

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But if you need somebody to have sex
with himself, I'm your guy.

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giving you a hand job, Bester.

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Not very much, but I think he can give
you a hand with that.

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Well, then it's all agreed.

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My lovely Horticia becomes a madam.

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And the rest of us, well, we become the
madam's family.

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Here's a room where you both can
practice.

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Now, you know what it is you're supposed
to do, right?

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Yes. Since we already know how to please
men, we need to practice on each other

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so we can learn how to please women just
as well.

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Very good, Tuesday.

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Now, how's that for you, Cousin Tim?

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Oh, it's absolutely great as long as she
squeezes and sucks my round, succulent

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breath.

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We certainly got to pick some families,
didn't you?

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Fortunately so.

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They wouldn't look very good on Uncle
Esther.

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So come on over here.

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Oh, girls, you're doing so well.

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I'll tell you what. I'm going to go
downstairs and get ready for our guests.

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And you guys stay here.

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I'm not sure what to do.

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Just look at him.

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Well?

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I love it.

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The price I pay for being blessed.

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Me

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too,

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love.

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Thank you.

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Oh, yes.

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Oh, yes.

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I'll be raising another buck or
something like that.

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It's around here.

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Oh,

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that's

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pretty tickle.

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That's what it's supposed to do.

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Good sword fight.

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Thank you, my darling, but we don't have
time for this. We only have time to

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concentrate on sex.

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I thought I was.

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No, darling, you don't understand.

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By tomorrow, I want to have this whole
place filled with paying customers, and

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all the girls need more practice.

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I'm way ahead of you, my dear.

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I've arranged for Uncle Pester to come
knocking on the door, posing as a...

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client. Oh, what a wonderful idea.

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But are you sure that Uncle Pester's a
man? I mean, no one's ever seen him

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those black robes. Clutch has.

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Brings him his bathwater every evening.

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Yes.

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Tell her, Clutch.

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Hung like a racehorse or what, huh?

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Humble brothel paying guest. How may I
serve you?

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Serve me a little wine sauce, mushrooms,
and a big apple to stick in my mouth.

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Right here.

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You can pretend to be dinner a little
bit later, Esther.

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Right now you want to think of one thing
and... One thing only.

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Test with two things.

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No, in this case, the woman I'm thinking
of is more like four things.

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Test with ten.

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Who else?

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You come with me right now, and I'll
give you more tips, and you know what to

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do. I already have more tips I know what
to do, and that's just on me.

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Well,

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I can see Uncle Pester is...

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I'm going to give my cousin just about
all the practice she's going to need.

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What about Tuesday, though?

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Well, I... It's

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Tuesday.

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I've got a real live customer waiting.

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Still, I'm going to get my clothes on.

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I don't know why I have to bother
getting dressed when all I have to do is

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undressed again.

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Well, you know a gentleman likes to
watch a lady undress. Well,

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I prefer to have my clothes torn off.

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Especially if the person doing the
tearing is rich.

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I'll see you later.

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Now, kind sir, if you'll just wait right
here, I'll go and find a buxom beauty

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to tickle your fancy.

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Oh, God.

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I always wanted my fancy tickled. I just
never knew where to find it, actually.

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Yes, well, I'm sure she'll be able to
find it for you.

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On second thought, she'll give it her
best effort.

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Wow.

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Right, muscle man?

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You're the one I've been dreaming of all
my life.

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I'm just hoping that you've been doing a
little dreaming of me.

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I'm all yours, sweetheart.

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Good. Let me suck my kiss.

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Oh, yeah.

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Oh.

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Not bad.

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Not bad.

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Go on, suck it.

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Oh, yeah.

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Are you enjoying yourself?

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Yeah.

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But this one too.

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Oh, not too hard.

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Not too hard.

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I hear just a novice.

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Like that?

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Not too hard.

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Yes, you must learn how to squeeze the
right way.

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Oh, yes.

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Oh, yes. Like that?

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Just like that.

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Yeah. Oh, yes.

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Oh.

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Oh, yes.

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Are you enjoying yourself?

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Yes. Yes.

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Oh, my tits are so sensitive.

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Oh, yes, I love to... Oh, it makes me so

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orgasmic.

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Stop right there.

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Did I do something wrong?

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You certainly did.

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We're about to get dressed, and that is
definitely wrong.

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Especially since I,

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Cortez, am here.

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Why, Cortez, you threw the cigar away.

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And that left me.

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Sit. I'm sitting.

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Up. Here.

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Here. Okay. Now.

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Like that?

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Yes. Now we can... Oh,

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my.

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Sit up. Sit, sit, sit, sit.

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Oh, let's get again.

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Huge. It gets bigger.

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They have pills against your tits?

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Just like that.

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And that feels good?

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Yes, it feels good.

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What, are you stupid or something?

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You like that? Yes, I love it.

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Oh, yeah.

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Not such a stiff tongue right there.

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Oh, yeah.

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Oh, like an ice cream cone.

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sound good?

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And it feels good. Shut up and work.

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Oh, yes.

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Oh, you're doing such a good job.

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All right.

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All right.

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Now you've done your pussy work.

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I want your dick.

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Oh, where do you want?

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Okay, now.

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personal opinion. I think you are ready
for the streets.

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I thank you, Portis, for the
encouragement, but won't Portis be mad

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been test driving me?

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Heavens no!

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This is purely business!

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I am just trying to help Portis' problem
become a stunning success.

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Well, I thought she was innocent and got
to appear.

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Oh, she's, uh, busy.

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I am so glad

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the mayor's office could send someone
out to inspect the premises today, Mrs.

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Billingsley. Oh, I'm so excited about
getting my business permit, and, well, I

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just can't wait to go to work.

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Provided I find everything in order, I
guess you will get your permits first

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thing in the morning.

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And you can start entertaining your
clients in your house. You said you were

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going to give massages?

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Oh, yes. We just love working with our
hands.

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But what is that?

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Well, that's one of our helping hands.

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Oh, yeah, but this man is... completely
naked from the waist down. It's true. He

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is. He is naked. Oh, he's naked, and,
well, I suppose that means we won't be

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getting our permit, doesn't it?

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On the contrary, you will get your
permit.

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Really? Yeah, along with some business
with me as well.

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Oh, great!

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Tell me, I just have to know, was it
thingy that turned you on, or was it my

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butler crotch? Well,

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just between you and me, Miss.

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Oh, absolutely.

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I think I'll join you.

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Come with me.

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Thank you.

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Oh, my God.

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Thank you.

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Not at all.

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This is the osteoporosis.

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01:00:44,860 --> 01:00:46,260
Oh.

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There's such a way with the garden.

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01:05:46,320 --> 01:05:47,580
Thank you, my darling.

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01:05:47,940 --> 01:05:52,600
I just want the house to look so
beautiful so that we can attract more

263
01:05:53,680 --> 01:05:58,100
Judging by the first day, I would say
that we're well on our way to a fortune.

264
01:05:59,620 --> 01:06:02,060
But, you know, it's kind of too bad.

265
01:06:02,720 --> 01:06:04,480
I'm going to miss the explosives game.

266
01:06:05,600 --> 01:06:07,100
C 'est la vie, my darling.

267
01:06:08,060 --> 01:06:09,080
C 'est la vie.

268
01:06:33,870 --> 01:06:35,150
Life is so wonderful.